Invention Please

I take care in consideration of others to try to not have bad breath. I think about this often and make liberal use of those handy thin strips to ensure that those who must get close to me are not assaulted by an attack of halitosis. I wish others would be as considerate.

Today I gave up my favorite seat on the bus because someone with an aversion to soap sat in the seat behind me and his aura invaded my space. Shortly after relocating myself to the opposite end of the bus, a bike rider took the spot next to me.

Now I would never deny anyone their right to achieve a good level of fitness but can they not think about how their hygienic state might affect others in close proximity? Maybe there should be a stinky section on the bus like there used to be a smoking section.

 
 Better yet, would someone be so ingenious to invent a nasal filter that I can use to protect myself from others who give little consideration in this regard? Please, some of these smells get in my sinuses and stick there for days.

Does anyone on my bus dust their armpits with cinnamon? Now that would end my rant.

#smell #hygiene #consideration