To all smokers who don’t care that you are fowling the air up-wind of me, I remind you that I quit smoking because I prefer not to clog my lungs with noxious odors and poisonous gases. Your mere proximity to me assails my senses with the byproduct of what will likely end up killing you. So, to those of you who make my world unpleasant just by your presence, I invite you to step off the planet.
Please note, this rant is only for those smokers who refuse to indulge their habit away from those who do not indulge. For all those who are considerate enough to smoke away from me, I hope you choose to remain on this planet.